10 Ways To Get Rid Of Your Customers

When you are in business, you need to remember that without your customers

, you are nothing. I have been in the ebook business for 5 years (internet marketing over 10 years) and have grown to appreciate my customers immensely. It always amazes me when a fellow online business owner shows his/her customers no appreciation. I even had one fellow ebook store owner say that he wanted everything as easy as possible because he did not want to have to bother with his customers. I was stunned!

So, if you are like the above mentioned business owner and dont want to have to bother with your customers, here are ten effective tips for doing just that!

1. Treat Your Customers Like Idiots Use a lot of hype, pushy sales talk, clichs and mumbo-jumbo in your sales pitch and product info. These people dont know anything about what youre selling so why talk to them honestly and intelligently.

2. Be Vague Dont have any clear, concise info on your website. Dont give a positive call-to-action. Dont let the customer know what your site is all about. Dont tell them anything about what you have to offer or how it can benefit them.

3. Dont Bother Keeping Your Word Promise them the moon and then after they buy who cares?? Once you make the sale, why bother keeping your promise they fell for it!

4. Dont Answer Their Questions Take your time answering emails. Dont put a FAQ page on your site. Dont give each one as much attention as they need to address all of their concerns. You will probably just waste a lot of time answering their questions and then they wont buy anyway.

5. Make Your Site as Annoying as Possible Be sure to add a lot of flash, frames and music to your site. Dont make all the pages consistent and be sure to confuse them with a complicated navigation menu.

6. Be Sure to Automate Everything Dont give your customers the personal touch and be in contact with them. That takes too much time. Automate everything so you dont have to deal with them.

7. Hidden Costs - Dont be upfront with all your product costs, shipping, etc. If they know what everything costs, they probably wont order!

8. Definitely Dont Offer Contact Info Do not put your name and contact info on your site. You dont want these people to know who you are or how to contact you.

9. Make Them Jump Through Hoops to Order Make them click through as many steps as possible to order from you. This way you know they really want your products. If the ordering process is too simple, they might wonder why?!

10. Dont Be Continually Updating Your Site They might get confused if you keep changing things and offering new products, services, sales and specials.

So, if you follow these ten tips, I can assure you, you will not be bothered with customers for very long! ;-) BUT, if you do just the opposite, you might be so busy with your customers that you wont have time to read this article. I wish you much success with your business venture!

by: Terri Seymour

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