10 Ways To Turn Off A Girl On A Date - Resource For Guys Who Have A Sticky Problem!

10 Ways To Turn Off A Girl On A Date - Resource For Guys Who Have A Sticky Problem!

I am going to reveal to you the Top 10 Tips To Turn Off Any Girl! Proven! Well, if you are looking to turn on girls, then just do the opposite of what I suggest here!

Turn Off Tip 1

Arrive late. Call her from your House phone to indicate that you are still at home during meeting time. Tell her to wait and don't bother to even apologise. When you arrive, lecture her about wasting time waiting instead of doing something constructive.

Turn Off Tip 2

Don't brush your teeth! Show her your yellowish or even better, black teeth! Smile alot, show that piece of vegetable stuck in between your teeth. You can eat lots of onions to create an effect of "smelly breath" that goes well with dirty teeth to show her your oral hygiene! She might faint though, but mission accomplished!

Turn Off Tip 3

Dress like a beggar. Choose some clothing that is crumpled, dirty and most importantly smelly! Yes, stench works well to turn off girls. Wear unmatching colors. I think a yellow shirt goes perfectly well with green bermudas and pink slippers!

Turn Off Tip 4

Talk like you are singing. I am not asking you to rap though, you can ramble for a start! Make sure she needs you to repeat 10 times before she understands a word of what you are talking about. Curl your tongue when you talk, this is very irritating actually.

Turn Off Tip 5

Act smart. You are the most intelligent person on earth. Talk about cosmic explosions, the big bang theory and the history of Atlantis. Your main idea is to bore her to sleep, then you can sneak off!

Turn Off Tip 6

Be a miser. Make sure the waiter gets you the exact change. You want that 2 cents change back. Tell her money is hard to earn and then Splurge on non-necessaries. How about treating her to durians for supper?

Turn Off Tip 7

Criticize everything and everybody, including her. Make yourself look like a perfectionist and a saint. Your main aim is to spoil her mood. Create the impression that you going out with her is doing her a favor and she should probably compensate your time through monetary means. Let her pay for the food then, say you forgot to bring your wallet out!

Turn Off Tip 8

Go to a non-conducive environment for a date. Choose somewhere that you know she probably hates going. If she is the quiet type, bring her to a disco and leave her alone there while you can enjoy the rave party with other girls!

Turn Off Tip 9

Keep ogling at other girls and commenting how pretty they are and compare her to them and give constructive comments on how she should change herself for the better. This is a really mean way, confirmed to make her hate you! Girls dislike guys that compare them to other girls because deep in their hearts, they like to feel special and loved because they are unique. They like guys to accept them as they are.

Turn Off Tip 10

Tell her you are meeting someone else after the date but don't tell her who. Pretend to make a call to another girl and say you are meeting her in XX minutes time. Leave her where she is and suggest she should take the bus home because you are not free to accompany her back. This will really blow her mind, she will remember you for this!

I hope these tips will help you to solve any girl problems you have, on the other hand though you should really not try to implement any of these but instead share these tips with her as a joke!

For great dating ideas that you can implement right away, try this:5 Cheap & Very Romantic Dating Ideas!

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The author Tevin is a husband to a loving wife, he never tried the techniques he wrote above because he loves his wife too much to turn her off!

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