25 Things About Me: Batman

14. While I do work out often, I had Alfred make sure each Batsuit comes molded with

tons of muscles. This is just in case I am too busy to hit the gym.

15. My favorite color is yellow. When you work in the dark as much as I do, you'll learn to appreciate bright colors.

16. The few people that know my true identity are either my current partner or past ones. Everyone is made to sign a contract stating that if they let the secret slip, I have the right to lock them up in Arkham Asylum with the others who tried to tell.

17. I might not have the super powers like the other Justice League members, but I make up for it with my intelligence and hefty bank account.

18. Before I became the Batman, my goal was to become a world famous chef. You think Alfred cooks? No, I do the cooking and I rarely splurge on take out.

19. I have one son, Damien Wayne, who will be Robin one day.

20. I have "died" multiple times. But it's really just an excuse for me taking a vacation.

21. My library is full of first edition copies of masterpieces by William Shakespeare, Homer, Edgar Allan Poe, and Dean Koontz.

22. Commissioner Gordan is a good friend of mine. He always takes the speeding tickets and parking tickets written for me off the record book.

23. In the beginning, my Batsuit consisted of leggings and plastic. Now, thanks to modern technology, it's made of a classified material.

24. I'm a closet fan of Michael Jackson. His music is wonderful and besides, I was the one who taught him to moonwalk. Though I still think my name for it was better: the Batwalk.

25. Out of all the criminals I have arrested, only a couple are ones I consider my true archenemies. They are the Joker, Catwoman, and Two Face. The rest are slowly getting on my nerves.

25 Things About Me: Batman

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