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25 Things About Me: Kefka Of Final Fantasy VI

6. I was once a top general in the Imperial Army

, but was reassigned to the position of Court Mage by Emperor Gestahl shortly after I'd started playing with dolls and dressing a bit differently than the other officers.. Long red fingernails and rainbow-y scarves out the wazoo don't hold up so well in typical warfare, I suppose. Who knew?

7. A figurine of me in my awe-inspiring Fallen Angel form was produced as a part of the Final Fantasy Master Creatures line. You know you want it.

8. Contrary to popular opinion, I am NOT a clown. I'm merely... eccentric, and have a simply smashing sense of fashion that you classless fools just can't seem to appreciate. If I hear the ME = CLOWN dreck one more time, I'mma have to introduce you to my Light of Judgement. And rest assured, that's WAY more fun for me than it is for you.

9. I prefer the world a dark, smoldering, barren wasteland to the icky vibrancy of the "World of Balance." Ughh!! Blue and green planets are so last year.


10. I was abandoned as an infant and grew up in an orphanage. Booooooo, hooo.

11. Favorite food? Well, that would have to be Magicite. Mmmmmm, crystallized Esper guts... Scrumptious.

12. I hate hate hate hate hate hate... hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE CELES!!! And you.

13. What sound do I love? Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!

14. For the record, I am a much better villain than Sephiroth. Why? COLORFULLY bat-guano crazy's all the rage, baby. If you're gonna play it one crow short of a murder, you gotta have style- or "zazz," as some might say. Plus, I got myself all evilly-angelified like, waaaay before he ever did. Poser.

15. What sound do I hate? A certain lame little jingle called "Victory's Fanfare." GraaAaAarrRRGH!!!

16. One thing I can't leave home without? Uncle Ulty's Ultymate Ink Mascara. I don't trust these beauties to just anyone.

17. Tae-bo turned out to be a total life-saver when sculpting my final Godly form. Seriously! Don't get caught in a loincloth without first having busted a groove to Mr. Blank's expert moves!

18. A profession other than my own that I'd like to attempt? Hmm, chef maybe? I'm pretty big on the whole barbecuing thing.... Huh? Waiter?? Oh heck no!! What, do I look like one to you?!

19. November 19th is my birthday. You'd do well to remember that.

20. Do I also think FFVI Cid looks like a giant walking banana? Why, yes, I do! I even bit him once just to make sure...

21. Magic disappeared completely from the world after my *ahem* final defeat... Serves you right, you ungrateful, meddling peons.

22. Sometimes I like jumping on top of toilets when I'm bored. Just 'cuz.

23. The substance I used to poison Doma's water supply and wipe out its citizens was actually a massive batch of borscht. Top-secret recipe, of course.


24. I have a long-standing hatred of submariners and their sons.

25. Yes, I have had Terra do the Macarena for my amusement whilst under the Slave Crown's control. Oh, c'mon... Wouldn't you?

25 Things About Me: Kefka Of Final Fantasy VI

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