4 Weird Uses For Orchids That Are Crazier Than Charlie Sheen

4 Weird Uses For Orchids That Are Crazier Than Charlie Sheen

Orchids are more than just plain yet vibrant garden plants. You may be shocked by the many other things they can be used for. Yes, I know that at this moment, nobody can actually be crazier than Charlie Sheen and his many quotable quotes about his tiger blood, views on death, and winning. But instead of memorizing all of his popular lines by heart, why don't you take some time to learn the following unique uses for orchids? I'm sure that pretty soon you will be seeing these plants in a different light!Move Over Victoria!First of all, orchids can make for great summer swimwear and sexy lingerie. Compared to most other flowers like roses or tulips, orchids have thicker petals that give you sufficient coverage where it is needed, (especially if you forgot to wax). Just make sure that you don't parade your orchid swimsuit right after lunch, it might wither before you get out of the water!Till Death Do Us PartAre you a constant victim of heartbreak and short-term relationships? Dedicate your time and interest elsewhere. Dogs may be man's best friend, but they are known to be flea-infested most of the time. If you are wanting companionship, orchids would make for great life-long partners. They don't ask for too much attention, they are not needy, and they only want random watering.A Natural HighIf you are not living in California and you desperately require some sort of enlightenment, then orchids may well be the new "herbal cigarettes"! You get the same heady feeling from smelling them, yet orchids are legal, safe and non-addictive. You don't even have to dry them out before you use them. When you need to be uplifted, simply open your backyard door and get a much-needed whiff! How's that for a change?RedemptionAre you having money problems? Instead of filing for bankruptcy and moving to Mexico to hide out, why not pay your debt with orchids? Yes, you heard me right! If you know someone with a garden full of these exotic plants, grab a pair of scissors and start learning "division". Sure it could take quite a period of time for them to turn into real money, but what the heck? Maybe they'll accept flowers instead. No one could withstand the power of these alluring plants.If this doesn't work then go ahead and pack your bags. No harm in trying, unless you lose your life. Of course, if you've got tiger blood, then you have nothing to worry about.Orchids have so many things to offer us. These are flowers that have a lot of potential in the fields of science, fashion and romance. Don't let Charlie Sheen tell you otherwise.

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