50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Pt 2
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover, oh theres certainly more than that
. No matter what your reasoning may be, its time to move on. Dont be coy, dont discuss much and be quick about it. Below are 50 ways to leave your lover. 26. Tell him youve come to the realization that you just arent ready for a real relationship. 27. Change your facebook status from in a relationship to single. 28. Leave her a voicemail while shes at work. 29. Call his mom and tell her that you no longer want to be with her son, then hangout. 30. Tell her youve got an incurable disease. 31. Act it out during an impromptu game of charades. 32. Pay to have it written on a billboard that he often passes on his way to work with his picture next to the sentence Im sorry, but youve got get your stuff out of my apartment. 33. Send her a huge, beautiful bouquet of flowers with a card attached saying its over. 34. Steal his credit card and buy a bunch of clothing and then disappear. 35. Call him on his work phone to do the deed. 36. Give her a big hug and a kiss then tell her you no longer love her. 37. Have her meet you at an expensive restaurant, dont show up and give the waiter a big tip to tell her for you. 38. Write her a song about it then serenade her on her at her birthday party. 39. Tell her youre joining the seminary to become a priest. 40. Inform him that youve been thinking about it for a while and that youre going to have a sex change. 41. Take a day off from work and move all of your stuff out while shes at work. 42. Tell her youve been arrested for an unnamed crime and youll be heading to prison for 5 to 10 years. 43. Write it on a note and slip it into a burger and serve it to her, bonus points if shes a vegetarian. 44. Just move away and avoid the whole breakup process all together. 45. Have your dad tell him its over for you. 46. Collect all of her things, place them in a box in front of your home with a sign that says free. 47. Tell her that youve decided dream career in the porn industry. 48. Order a special pizza with a breakup message spelt out in pepperoni. 49. Smash in all of her BMW accessories, take your key and scrape a breakup poem into the hood of her car. 50. Tell him youre converting to Judaism and you cant date out of your denomination.50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Pt 2
By: Kasan Groupe