In fact, nothing will. There's no known anti-cellulite "cure." As we mentioned earlier, everybody has cellulite, even the skinniest of people. However, the more overweight an individual is, the more visually obvious their cellulite may appear. So while anti cellulite shorts are an easy and effective way of reducing from view those unsightly "cottage cheese" bumps in ones thigh, the best way to effectively remove cellulite as much as humanly possible is to keep you in shape and reduce your body fat as much as possible.