Can't Pick Up In Bars and Nightclubs? Then Just Lie
Can't Pick Up In Bars and Nightclubs? Then Just Lie
Whether you admit it or not, chances are you've lied to impress someone on a bar or nightclub dance floor (and that includes lying by omission) Bars and Nightclubs are a great place to meet people and as such are also extremely competitive, so unless you're pants explodingly good looking, sometimes you have to bend the truth, or in some cases, pretend the basic principles of truth and honesty simply don't exist.
So we decided to talk to a bunch of bar and nightclub enthusiasts who have chosen to remain anonymous and put together a list of the 5 most common (and some of the stupidest) lies they've told or been told whilst having a big night at one of their favourite bars and nightclubs.
I'm A Footie Player It has all the making of a lie that will stick. Girls love footie players, but chances are wouldn't know one if they ran straight over them. The problem is that with the turmoil in footie player behaviour, you're more likely to get slapped than anything else.
I Don't Normally Meet Guys At Clubs Like This Hahahahaha we love this one. Girls whether it's true or not, steer clear from this notoriously common one liner because no matter how sincere you may be, it sounds like bullshit and probably is.
I Know the Owner No you don't
I Run My Own Business This can impress the girls, particularly if backed up by a smart casual Armani ensemble. Unfortunately, if your mark is a gold digger, and see's you as a ticket to a lifetime of financial security, you could be in a spot of bother as they will undoubtedly want to know more. Chances are you're already on your 6th beer and thinking on the spot is not an option meaning you could be in a bit of a bind which serves you right for lying.
I'm from Overseas (Italy, South America, or Somewhere Cool) Girls claiming to be from South America, guys claiming to be half French, it's all too common atbars andnightclubs, most likely because it works. So to assist the "pick up" challenged, we decide to compile a list of facts you can use to help make this lie stick.
I'm From Brazil
Then you speak Portuguese, so if you get asked "do you speak Brazilian" then for god's sake don't say yes.
I'm Part French
Eiffel Tower, the Louvre, the Cathedral of Notre Dame, the Latin Quarter, Montmartre, and the Georges Pompidou Cente are famous landmarks in Paris
I'm Part Italian
Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet was set in Verona Italy.
I Just Moved Here From Sweden
The Swedes spend the longest time in tertiary education with an average student age of 25.5 years old. This will ensure he thinks you're smart and sexy.
I'm Originally from South Africa
Just talk about the movie "Blood Diamond" and how it affected you so deeply. Every South African I've met says this, so you will no doubt be 100% convincing.
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