Comedious Commentarious : Complementary services

Comedious Commentarious : Complementary services

I was inspired to write this short humorous story by the news of the new shocking security measures air port security have taken to prevent terrorism.

Early in November I heard on the news that air ports security was now offing travelers two methods of being searched for weapon on their person. One method is to be scanned by a ex-ray machine which will produce a nude image of the traveler, that will be entered in to a shared network data base.

the second choice is to have a security person feel up the traveler body,feeling around the traveler's genitals.

Now I personal was trained in the military with explosives , and I can design a device that would not be detected by these new body search methods.

Once my device blew up a plane, airport security will make all travelers strip naked, and be given a full body cavity search.

So how far will the transportation security department, and the government , go in striping a way a travelers privacy ,and dignity? What about the health risks that come from receiving to many ex-rays. this would be a concern for people who travel a lot as part on their profession.

What kind of danger could a traveler be put in,by having the naked image of their body being viewed by a sick minded pervert,who happens to work for airport security. The pervert could start stalking the traveler once they come back from their trip. I am sure it's not hard for airport security person to look up a person 's address.

Story

A man who is traveling by air to make his way to a city that is half way across the country from where he live, to attend a business meeting.

He walk up to the check in counter of the air lines he has book a seat on. While He is checking in his luggage , he ask the air line employee, " Dose your Air Line allow a passenger to exchange one complementary service for another that you offer?

The Air Line employee asks, "Yes sir, I believe I can help you with that. Which complementary service would you like to exchange? "

The man ask, " Can I exchange my complementary groping, for a complementary boxed meal on the plane ? Because the complementary bag of peanut and one drink,doesn't do anything for me."

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo November 20,2010

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