Funny Birthday Wishes And Messages

Each year, we rejoice, celebrating the birthdays of our relatives and friends

. And we look for the choice words express our happiness for them. Sometimes, we search for serious words. Sometimes, we look for insightful words. And sometimes, we look for gut-busting funny wishes. Below, find a collection of funny birthday wishes and quotes that will help you to celebrate special birthdays with love and laughter.

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle!" -Bob Hope

"The purpose of life is to fight maturity." -Dick Werthimer

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. - Anthony Powell

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

~ George Bernard Shaw

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

A friend is a person who knows all about you, and still likes you. I still like you. Happy birthday.

"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." - Leo Rosenberg

Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - John Nuveen

Forget your past, it's already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.

I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.

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by: NIWA

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