Funny Nightclub Stories
Funny Nightclub Stories
Funny Nightclub Stories
Nightclubs are top places to spend an evening/morning partying with your friends, nobody would dare contest otherwise, however they aren't the place to act like a Steven Seagal. As many know, some nightclubs have links to criminal organisations, and as such, have very different attitudes to "customer conflict resolution" then perhaps McDonalds or Pizza Hut.
Despite most nightclub patrons being well aware of this, there are some that truly believe that after 6 drinks they automatically become bullet proof, and that the nightclub dance floor transforms itself into the Colosseum where they must assert their dominance over anyone who should dare invade their space.
Unfortunately, a "friend of a friend" of ours (that is in fact the truth) falls into this category of nightclub enthusiasts, and has now learned the hard way that a nightclub is no place to act like a tough guy.
So the incident as witnessed by a many who frequent this particular nightclub (which will remain nameless) was how many arguments start on the nightclub dance floor. Two people on the nightclub dancefloor enjoying themselves, glasses clink and hit the floor with a discussion ensuing about who's fault is.
Rather than settle this like adults, our friend of a friend decided that as the other guy was smaller, he would "challenge him to a duel." So after a bit of carrying on like an idiot, our friends managed to separate the two "combatants" who went to different corners of the nightclub.
Within 10 minutes or so, our friend was approached by a couple of nightclub bouncers who politely asked him to leave. So once more, our friend of a friend (after reaching the 6 drink threshold) decided he would take a stand and act tough to the bouncers BIG MISTAKE!!!
See everyone has heard about bouncers taking rowdy nightclub patrons to "the room without cameras" and giving them a hiding, however that wouldn't be funny (hence the title of this article). Fortunately, these nightclub enforcers had a bit of sense of humour.
So anyways, after a bit of acting tough, the protagonist of this story eventually agreed to leave the nightclub and was walked to the door however this door was not the exit.
So after 10 or so minutes finishing their drinks, our friends decided to leave thenightclub and look for the Steven Seagal wannabe, thinking he was just out the front. They looked for him for a bit until a bouncer approached them and said the he was "just round the corner." (This nightclub happens to be a about 30 meters from an alley.)
So they headed round the corner to find him, which they did. stark naked cowering behind a dumpster. As it turns out, the bouncers had a "badass attitude" coupled with a bit of a sense of humour.
Nevertheless, the photos ended up on Facebook and I now go to this nightclub pretty frequently.
By Ashley Purcell
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