Golf Joke Collection (5)

Golf Joke Collection (5)

Golf Joke Collection (5)

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Rab addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing but somehow, something went wrong and a horrible slice resulted. The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man full force. He dropped!

Rab and his partner ran up to the stricken victim who lay, quite unconscious, with the ball between his feet.

"Good heavens" said Rab, "what shall I do?" ( Ping Rapture V2 Driver )

"Don't move him" said his playing partner, "if we leave him here he becomes an immovable obstruction and you can either play the ball as it lies or drop it

two club lengths away."

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A priest, Jesus, and an old man tee off. The priest drives the green within 5 yards of the hole.

Jesus use his Ping Rapture V2 Driver to slice the ball and it goes into the water hazard. He quickly runs across the water and hits his second onto the green 2 inches from the hole.

The old man tees off with a short worm burner that trickles into the hazard. Soon after a fish eats the ball and swims across the pond with it in its mouth. Just then an eagle swoops down and snatches the fish with the golf ball and flies off. The eagle loses its grip and drops the fish on the green. The fish then spits out the ball and it rolls into the hole for a hole in one.

Jesus turns to the old man and replies, "Play fair dad!"

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The mass properties of tungsten and titanium

are optimized in the Rapture V2 Driver to create a high launching, lower spinning driver that delivers the performance expectedfrom a multi-metal design. The visible, dense tungsten weight pads in the back of the lightweight titanium head expand the perimeter.

weighting and position the center-of-gravity low and away from the face.The 460cc head is slightly elongatedby extending the face height and aggressively sloping the crown. The thin face is precisely machined and plasma-welded to deliverhigher ball speeds for greater distance.

Loft

Length

Offset

Lie

Head Weight

Swingweight

9.0

45.75"

No

58.00

200g

D3

10.5

45.75"

No

58.00

200g

D3

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