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Gotus: Governor Of The United States

I looked out the clean window of my limousine

, listened to the politician I was guarding. He was salivating over women and talking about all the sick shit he wanted to do to them, as always. He'd been doing nothing but looking out the windows, and prattling one about different ways he'd abuse them sexually. Blow jobs, anal sex, cumming on their hair, their face, in their ears. I pondered windows. Seattle windows were always dirty because it rained so much. That's where I grew up, Seattle. I left in part because I got sick of the bleak weather, felt it corroded my soul.

Looking back ruefully, the word nave comes to mind. Nothing could corrode your soul as much as the truth.

I was guarding GOTUS. We were driving to a speech for the Chamber of Commerce near the state capital. POTUS is President of the United States. You're going to get into security, you'd better love acronyms. GOTUS was a sarcastic name we members of security detail used, which meant Governor of the United States. This reflected his consuming dream in life, to become POTUS.

I was a fairly jaded bastard before getting shafted with the GOTUS guard duty, but what I've seen since has completely destroyed my faith in democracy and government.


"She's got that come hither look," GOTUS said.

I glanced at my partner Rodriquez. We were thinking the same thing: thank God we weren't at some event where there was a hotel. Usually when GOTUS glanced at a woman and said she had the come hither look, we'd have to go say hi to her, shuffle her up to a room, and stand outside while he listened to her for a few minutes and then whacked his dick out and asked for a blow job.


My fifth week on GOTUS' detail, this young sexy chick sprinted out of the hotel room with wiping tears from her eyes. She was shitcanned the next week. Not sure on this, but I don't think refusing to ball the Governor was listed as reason for dismissal.

If broads were the only corruption, I might have stomached it. I'd watched GOTUS help the CIA traffic cocaine in Mena. Seen him meet with the Bilderbergs and International Bankers and agree to do their bidding, which you had to do to become President. The entire state government under GOTUS was awash in cocaine money. GOTUS created the state's Finance Development Authority to launder the drug money. It issued loans to all his supporters, which never had to be repaid, but the only way to obtain a loan was to have wife fill out the loan application for a $50,000 fee. The endemic poverty in the state was a mysteryunless you understood FDA. Already, bagmen had been sent out to the hundreds of come hither women. Most were smart enough to accept the money. Three had died under strange circumstances, presumably had been dumb or principled. Synonyms, those two words.

Bill Clinton hopped out, and greeted the crowd. I glanced out the limo window one last time, thought of Seattle windows one last time, asked myself why I'd ever left home, and then got out to guard this son of a bitch, who would probably be President one day.

by: hyattmorgan
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