Heathrow Airport Taxi Service :how To Deliberately Miss Your Flight!

What? Why would anyone pay for a ticket and deliberately miss the flight

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Well, in fact we are looking an answer to the same question that has dumbfounded our editors for sometime now. We will let you know the moment we get to know, in the meantime, if you want to miss your flight please follow these great tips that never fail to fire!

Its an international flight you say? Great, all the better, we could not be happier to help you miss your important flight.

1. Dont Book Any Heathrow Airport Taxi Service

It is very important that you follow this tip completely. If perchance you fail to follow this, you might somehow reach the airport on time, which is not what we want, right?

OK, you should never book an Heathrow airport taxi service to . Who wants a taxi service, you can always scurry about at the last moment with your luggage in tow and wail like a damsel in distress at every taxi passing by, praying to dear god that someone take pity on your plight!

But this will happen on the day of the flight. There are preliminaries that you must ensure if you are determined to waste your ticket money.

2. Planning & Packing is For Nincompoops

You are not a sissy, are you? We are sure you are some tough guy who can survive on snake meat and tree bark for months at end, so dont bother about planning or packing your luggage before time.

All you need is a big arse machete to hunt down wild animals and cut down bark on your tour. You can also wave that at the face of any Heathrow airport taxi service if they refuse to take you. Oh, and the security guards at the airport will salute and let you pass because of that machete. But we digress - do not plan or pack in advance.

3. Dont Book a Ticket

Even if you book a ticket and plan for your journey, just forget about tickets. Just arrive at the airport and barge into any gate. You dont need to think if you want to reach China and the plane is headed for Japan, just create a ruckus and say you want to be on the flight.

If security guards won't let you through, declare that you have a bomb in your shoe! That usually does it. Not only will you miss your flight for sure, you will also get to meet some cool MI6 agents!

That is it. If you follow each of these three simple rules, we guarantee that you will miss your flight.

by: londonradiocars

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