High Class Uk Tours To The Underground Music World: The Rock Star Tutorials 101!

: A tourism guide and certain tourism services would not only tell you which places to visit whilst in the beautiful nation of the United Kingdom

. These sightseeing providers will also tell you of the great places you should visit depending on your tastes and preferences. The underground music scene that has musical festivities in different halls and bars is definitely on the list of an avid noisy music appreciator such as yourself! (Make sure you get the right tourism guide so you dont miss out on all the fun and excitement!)

Read on!

So, you cant seem to get enough of the typical thrills in the music world, eh? Do you have a band that you think does not get the attention it deserves? Are you desperate to live on the edge like rock stars do?

Follow these steps on a daily basis to achieve rock star-wannabe status!

Step 1: In the morning

Sleep. In order to sustain your rock star/self-destructive routines, one has to recover from last nights head-banging frenzy.

Step 2: In the afternoon

Time to rise and shine!

Gargle or perhaps wash away your I just woke up breath by consuming a bottle of alcohol (Gin would definitely serve as a day-starter)

Light up a cigarette. Be sure to have 2 more follow-ups. Besides, who needs fresh air?

Hungry? Be sure to eat foods that are high in cholesterol. Ditch the healthy greens. You have to condition your body to take doses of alcohol for the night. Who needs a healthy lifestyle if youre living life on the fast lane?

Step 3: Come evening

On your way to your music gig? Never mind taking a quick bite. Chips and alcohol is the new dinner!

At the bar, remember to give a mind-blowing performance. Consume a bottle or 2 beforehand so as to boost ego, remove inhibitions, and pretty much melt away on-stage jitters. Acting genuinely confident and bold is a must! Oh, and dont forget to drag your beer bottle along with you as you go on-stage. It makes you look cool!

Step 4: After-gig party!

So you are probably drunk at this point, your focus hazy, your mind blank... And its only 2am! Your band mates are waiting for you to decide: is it home or stoned?

Before hitting the liquor stores, be sure to hook-up with a couple of hot young dames preferably those coming from escort services or escort agencies so that you are ensured of a rockin good time!

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