I Stomped On Eight Deadly Ninjas In A Bar Fight Using Spetsnaz Ninjitsu Techniques!
Eight ninjas using Super Secret Spetznatz ninjitsu techniques
? I know what's going through your mind. You're thinking that this is possibly the worst bushwah ever put upon a gullible, wanna be ninpo student.
Now the catalogue of this kind of junk is immense. Over the past few decades I have seen--take a breath--super secret ninja death commando spetznat cyberneurotic Green Beret government doesn't want you to know eight barroom killer techniques. And the list is a lot longer, but you know exactly what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about con artists who bilk you out of hard earned bucks by promising you the moon, then give you watered down, generic outhouse stuffings and call it the real martial arts. I saw one of these guys the other day, Captain Chris, or Major X, or whatever he called himself. He's still selling the same bullwash and calling it holy scriptures, and getting rich off unsuspecting, honest martial arts practitioners.
Now you and I know the simple facts...there is no excuse for good, hard work. If you want to be able to do aikido, or kenpo, or whatever, then you have to work out, and work out long and hard. Fortunately there is one other simple fact...working out is a real blast!
When you work out you build up a sweat, you get rid of toxins in the body, your mind starts to think clearer, and you get this world beating confidence. A confidence that makes you feel like a giant. A confidence that tells you--yes, you can beat the world!
Now, the story behind these 'I beat eight skinhead bikers in a bar in the Ozarks' is pretty dumb. The author has gotten a hold of a few DVDs, or watched the net, and he realizes that the right hand can block both the a right fist and a left fist, and most attackers use their fists, and if you watch the shoulder you can see when he's going to move. So he puts together eight tricks where you attack eight different ways, and gives it a phony scientific title.
Look, I'm not pulling your leg, it really is that simple, and it really is that shabby. I mean, why not just go ahead and study the art, find out about another culture, practice an exotic discipline, and really learn something? When you really know the true martial arts you will laugh very hard at those killer commando death techniques, those so called youtube experts with their snippets of bushwah, those super secret CIA agents who learned from Shaolin Monks in a hidden monastery.
Those people who try to sell you 'become a killer quick' courses are just reaching into your pocket and stealing your money. It's best if you toss out those comic book notions and find a real martial arts teacher and learn the truth. Look, there is nothing wrong with studying on your own, you just need to seek out the real art and not fall for that super secret spetznatz ninjitsu techniques.
by: Al Case
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