I Study The Best Martial Art And It Makes Yours Look Silly!

I realized that my art is the best martial arts a shortly after I began learning Chinese Kenpo Karate

. Everybody was training for a tournament, people were working hard, excitement was in the air, and I happened to hear two contestants talking in the changing room. "We'll win the tournament because we study the best martial art."

Well, that was comforting to know, because I certainly didn't want to find out, some year, that I had been studying brand X. So I threw myself into learning the forms and techniques, and I practiced freestyle till it came out my ears. Funny thing, though, our school never really wound up dominating the tournaments.

Obviously, nobody else in the world knew that my art was the best martial art. Weird, that nobody would have heard this obvious truth, you know? But it just goes to show how uninformed the people of this world are.

Then, one day I ran into a person, and he claimed that the karate he knew was the best karate, and better than the art I had been learning. How interesting, to run into one of these unbelievers. We discussed the situation at length, and he got me interested, and I finally visited his school, and, it turned out that his art was better than mine!

So I started studying his brand of Karate, studied it for years and years, finally learned about everything there was to know about it, and then I knew I was the best. Then, having reached the pinnacle of success, my instructor showed me some sticky hands out of an art called wing chun kung fu. He was winning because he knew something that was better than the stuff he was teaching!

So I sought out a kung fu school, and I started learning the real stuff, I started learning the best kung fu, and martial arts, in the world! Actually, I learned a bunch of kung fu, and then I read a book. In the book this guy was talking about Tai Chi Chuan, and how the kung fu masters could do such incredible things, and it was the best, I say 'THE BEST' martial discipline in the world.

So I studied Tai Chi Chuan, and then I studied Pa Kua, and several other esoteric art forms. All of them the best, don't you know. And then, one day I met a guy.

He said that he had thought tai chi chuan was the best, then somebody had told him about kung fu, and from there he finally went to Karate. I sort of blinked at that. He had studied the best martial arts, but he had studied them in the wrong order!

by: Al Case

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