Kelis Around The Hoof

FARMYARD fashion must be extremely popular, if Kelis's bizarre outfit is anything to pass by

. At an awards do in LA on Thursday she teamed a piggy pink latex shops all-in-one bodysuit with hoof-like shoes and also a long silver plaited ponytail. Wonder if Kelis, whose new album is Scream and Shout, felt sheepish...

Here the dance beat was pure D.I.S.C.O.. The dancing style? High camp. Of course , if it suited you to have higher still, you can always join the drag queens, rock stars, artists and intellectuals going out at Andy Warhol's Factory. Inside the Seventies, trashiness characterised current fashions as readily as low life. The difference between streetwalker and fashion plate was blurred. Both wore high patent boots and derriere-grazing skirts. And high fashion has cruised the red light district yet again to inspire the season ahead.

Take another walk for the wild side. The short shiny trenchcoat is the essential buy, as well as in black pvc it do not need to cost excessive to check so very cheap. Nobody will need the Seventies revival to heart, or too seriously .let alone home in the shops. Grown women may unite in the chorus of disapproval of their unflatterring excesses, carefully naturally forgetting to mention that they can wore the complete try looking in their youth.

But political correctness doesn't sell clothes. And after having a surfeit of restrained good taste, an explosion of vulgarity was inevitable. For under who finds their credit card twitching uncontrollably reacting to a sea of dull beige? What about the tickle'n'sleaze of Sweet Charity, or even the futuristic fantasy of Barbarella? Shocking stuff, perhaps. But either might just jolt the consumer from her Nineties' torpor.

Perhaps just the very beautiful and daring should dream to wear fashions inspired by Dolce & Gabbana's see-through plastic trenchcoat, or Versace's latex-laminated dresses. But even the most refined and ladylike fashion follower will want to put in a touch of gloss to her style. The most important accessory idea for your season ahead is patent. Shiny, mirror-finish patent.

It is currently one of the most chic of all selections for bags, shoes and boots. And belts are back, never more narrow, rather than in greater profusion. Otto Glantz has quite essentially the most wonderful range: pencil thin in gloss-finish rainbow brights or splendidly sophisticated black to fit every new fashion find mprove a cheap favourite.

During make-up, your investment kindly mask of matte. Sheen is yet again *the thing. Discover frosty colours in wintry pastels, and apply them all round the eye. You will require lashings of mascara and - most importantly of most, glossy bright red lips. The glam-attack of the Seventies' revival requires full war paint. "Ah", as Brian Ferry sang, "The *thrill from it all."

by: dancelia

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