Missed Christmas Delivery

Christmas is a great time to get revenge on people

, whether you are sending nasty Christmas cards, setting them up with nuisance calls for the big day or sending them a voodoo doll etc

Well, as we were creating the Christmas specials revenge page we ordered a lot of genuine Christmas presents for our friends and family online (we do work most of the time!!!)

The thing is, each of these presents needs to be delivered and while we specified the office address as the delivery address, some of the delivery companies simply left a youve missed a delivery calling card rather than actually coming into the office to deliver the parcel.

Now to our minds, it would be far easier if the courier actually delivered the parcel in the first place and it would have made our lives easier which got us thinking

how much fun it would be to produce some false, but official looking Sorry we missed you calling cards along with a cellphone number for them to call (we got a free SIM card from one of the local supermarkets)

So we did!!! And then we dropped them off at a number of our neighbours as a test to see how many people would ring asking for their parcel.

And its working a treat !!!

As each person phones for redelivery they are leaving a voicemail message as were not answering the phone. As time goes on, the messages are getting more and more frantic/stressed with people DEMANDING that we phone them back as they are expecting an urgent delivery.

So, if this sounds like something you fancy doing to your ex or work colleague then heres what you need to do:

1 use your favourite word processor to create a small calling card/letter (about half the size of a normal piece of paper)

2 once youve printed the calling card, then hand write the persons name and a time on the card, just as it would be if it were genuine

3 wait until your ex is out and then put the calling card in their post box

4 repeat several times in the run up to Christmas and watch their stress levels rise

by: Revenge Master

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