Planning To Plant Explosive Books

Planning To Plant Explosive Books

Planning To Plant Explosive Books

A group that calls itself humanist terrorists was apprehended by the FBI in a preemptive strike in Miami. The terrorist cell, which claims affiliation with the Middle Atlantic terror group all-Libraries, was infiltrated by an FBI operative.

The leader of the group confided to the informant that the members planned to plant explosive books in various locations throughout the United States, including the Sears Tower, a number of FBI buildings, and radical Muslim mosques.

The humanist terrorist group had been operating out of the basement of an as yet undisclosed free public library in Miami. The FBI found plentiful evidence of the group's plans, including many intelligent books generally considered to be easily accessible and therefore highly dangerous.

At a news conference held to announce the arrests, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales stated, "Fortunately, the plot by this home-grown terrorist cell was disrupted in the planning stages. The group was still trying to get funding to acquire a sufficient number of books."

In a deposition, a spokesman for the humanist terrorists confessed, "We were planning to spread enlightenment wherever we could, so we selected two of the most informative and readable philosophy books of recent times, both by the leading but now deceased humanist terrorist Bertrand Russell. First, we were going to stage an attack with his landmark The History of Western Philosophy, just to provide people with an overview of our radical ideology. Then we hoped to follow that up with a strike using The Selected Writings Of Bertrand Russell. Our goal was, I confess, to disrupt the new Dark Age that appears to be descending on a worldwide basis."

The prosecuting attorney outlined the government's case, saying, "The confession of this self-styled humanist terrorist clearly indicates there was a clear intention to disrupt the deadly ignorance that pervades much of today's society. Obviously, the group poses a threat to the widespread determination of much of the world's population to return to a time so wonderfully ill-informed that it can truly be described as The Dark Ages come back."

The families of the terrorists were startled by the arrests and continued to maintain that the suspects are innocent.

As one mother said, "My son is not a terrorist. He's a good boy who somehow came to believe in radical ideas like truth and wisdom. If he's freed on bail, I promise to limit his reading time."

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