Scribe taught a lesson at K Academy

Scribe taught a lesson at K Academy

Scribe taught a lesson at K Academy

I've got more bruises than a week-old banana. The four on my left arm form a Hawaiian Islands-like chain of black and blue. The three on the right are bundled together like the Belt of Orion. Just for fun, there's one on my left rib cage and another on my left hip.

Meanwhile, scabbing has commenced on the two semi-juicy strawberries on my left elbow and on the three below the knee. There's a four-inch scratch mark near my right shoulder and my wedding band does a U-turn every time I try forcing it over the cotton ball-sized knuckle on my ring finger.

In short, I look like I went body-surfing on a gravel road. Forget about the Miracle On Ice; how about the miracle of ice? During a recent five-day span I spent more time with frozen cubes than a cocktail straw.

Anyway, the Dookies weren't kidding when they said the K Academy (Duke shorthand for the Mike Krzyzewski fantasy hoops camp) had some meat on its basketball bones. I had my doubts until I almost required a MedEvac helicopter to get out of bed yesterday. And -- God's truth -- I had to walk down the stairs backwards today because my right thigh was suffering post-traumatic stress from getting knee'd by another camper.

And yet, here I am trying desperately to figure out a way to play in next year's K Academy. That's how ridiculously and torturously fun it was.

It's just like I was telling President Obama's "body man" Reggie Love, a former Duke basketball and football player -- well, more on that later.

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