Suggested Funny Replies Online

Online dating has never been so much fun as you can get along with someone so easily compared to the traditional dating

. But when it comes to the actual chatting online, guys have t make sure still that they deliver the right answers once a lady asks them some questions.

So, below are some Q&A samples for you to get some great ideas on how to be funny online and at the same time impress the ladies:

Q: Are you married or single?

A: My dog hates me for making a bad coffee every morning, I wish I will have someone in time to appreciate the way I do my coffee."

Q: How old are you?

A: It's complicated. You know when I am sleeping, I am a child. Once I do some tough decisions I am suddenly a man, and when I am talking to a cool chick like you, I am becoming a teenager."

Q: Do you have any children?

A: (when with kids) Yes, I have one cute boy that is good at cutting my hair.

(w/o kids) I have none, but will definitely be looking forward to someone who would take risks at having my kids who are so good looking as I am =)

Q: What's the story about your ex?

A: Well, I would not want to be ruse but I can simply say that I never make a joke about my love life. It just happens that we are not a match and we just decided to go our separate ways."

Q: What d you in the first place? Tell me about your job?

A: Oh, I am loving my job. I work as ___. Sometimes I tend to forget to put my socks on in a hurry to get back to work o mornings."

Q: What are you expecting for in a relationship?

A: Well, I am looking for someone who can take me for who I am, who can see how gorgeous I am."

Q: What do you like to do in your free time?

A: Honestly, I do not have much spare time to waste. But whenever I find time, I always wanted to just ... (make her realize how valuable time is for you and that chatting with her is one of the important things you do in your spare time).

by: Lovers Lane

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