Taser Cures Constipation? Don't Try This At Home

Having several friends who have been in law enforcement for years

, I have the opportunity to hear loads of great stories. Some are inspirational, others frightening, a few are gross, while many are downright funny.

Recently, while talking to a group of folks about high voltage stun guns and the TASER C2, someone piped in and said, "I bet that thing could knock the poop out of you."

The moment they said that, I remembered a great story about a shakedown that took place a few years back in a Colorado jail.

If you've ever watched any of the reality shows about jail or prison life, you are probably familiar with the term "shakedown." A shakedown is when inmates are removed from their cell and officers check every nook and cranny for items that are not allowed such as drugs and weapons.

Officers at this particular facility suspected that a six foot two inch tall, two hundred and fifty pound defendant was hiding drugs. After a thorough check of his cell revealed nothing, they decided that a body cavity search was in order.

The defendant began to protest. Who wouldn't? I don't believe anyone relishes the thought of a body cavity search. Especially the officers!

Quickly his verbal protest became a violent outburst as the inmate lunged at an officer, grabbed him, began punching, and attempted to take him to the ground.

Another officer quickly deployed his TASER, instantly taking the defendant to the ground as his entire central nervous system short circuited. What could have become a deadly situation was quickly stopped without anyone being hurt.

But the story doesn't end there...

It turns out that after being TASED a body cavity search was no longer needed. The 52,000 volts of electricity coursing through the mans body had caused him to involuntarily empty the contents of his anal cavity into his shorts.

In other words, it literally knocked the poop out of him... Along with three ounces of pot, twenty pills, and traces of methamphetamine all wrapped up in cellophane.

There is a reason why so many law enforcement agencies use TASER products. They have been proven time and again to work great as a non-lethal form of self defense. As an added benefit, you could say that in some cases they even cure constipation. But please... don't try that at home!

All kidding aside, if you are looking for a great self defense tool, I recommend the TASER C2. It has the same takedown power as the police models, but it is smaller, easier to carry, and you can even get it with a laser sight.

by: James T Flanders

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