Thrift Stores: The Cheap Way To Stay Trendy
I hate fashion
I hate fashion. But if you want to get laid, you have be at least a little trendy. That's why I turned to thrift stores.
I love not being unfashionable. Fashion is a waste of time to me, and the ultimate scam. The recent square shoes trend is a great example. For years, most shoes had rounded tips and fronts. Now everyone wears square shoes. If you roll into some snooty martini bar and hit on some snooty broad and you're wearing antiquated rounded shoes, you might as well have braided nose hair.
No square shoes, or whatever the newest fashion trends are, and it ain't happening with broads, unless you look like Brad Pitt, in which case what you wear is irrelevant. We mere mortals who lost the genetic lottery and don't wake up each morning looking freshly painted have to shave the rutabaga patches out of our ears, delouse our balls, and actually, um, like dress up a bit.
Conforming isn't cheap. Returning to our shoe archetype, we can see why. I'm a male, so don't need scientific notation to list the number of pairs of shoes I own, but If buy just two pairs of the new hip-to-be-square shoes it costs me at least a hundred dollars, probably two. It's maddening. People spend such outrageous sums not because they saw something and said, wow, that's a perfect expression of my unique individuality that conveys who I am as a person. Nope. They spend it so they can look just like the rest of the herd. What man in his right mind would spend so much just t--
I'll get to the point. A dude who's going to get laid tons, that's who.
In my youth, I didn't give a damn about fashion. Then I had sex for the very first time. That's where all the problems and trouble began. I saw tons of women I wanted to shag, and fashion immediately became paramount. Women had to buy a new wardrobe every six months, but if men weren't doing the same thing to a degree, they made women look frivolous and shallow. If a guy wanted one of the hot women, he had to dress more upscale.
Hardly rocket science, those basic deductions, but the thing I didn't know was how ungodly expensive it could be to be trendy and fashionable. I remember being dragged out with my girlfriend while she was purse shopping. Lucky me. When I saw the price I almost had a coronary. I looked through the entire purse. For what they were charging, there had to be a brick of coke in it someplace, right?
Nope.
I rapidly discerned that I would be broke if I spent enough to stay trendy in terms of fashion, but I nonetheless wanted to date the hot, dumb, trendy women. So I started shopping at thrift stores. Clouds parted, as did panties. I'd found a place where I could buy the newest clothing, or at least clothing that was still reasonably trendy, so that my dress would still be trendy enough that I was palatable to the hottie bo botties. Now I can buy the newest retro shirts, or orthogonal shoes, or crotch-high boots, or new jeans washed repeatedly and chemically treated to look oldall the frivolous clothing that the trendy imbeciles thing is oh so hip and were paying hundreds of dollars for. I buy it at 10% of the price the chachis pay, and still nail the hotties. Now that's what I call cashing in.
by: lakeihamorton
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