9. He celebrates his hole-in-one by strangling a squirrel
8. Claims his Ping K15 Driver was planted in the sand trap by Mark Fuhrman
7. When he yells "Fore!" people really pay attention
6. Always wants to bet $8.5 million a hole
5. Gets really jumpy whenever anyone goes near his Ping K15 Driver.
4. When you drive into the rough, he says, "You play golf about as well as Marcia Clark prosecutes!"
3. His last partner was found hanging off the little windmill at the local putt-putt
2. When you ask, "What's your handicap?" he says, "Violent paranoid schizophrenia"
1. His caddy: A.C. Cowlings
Lol.
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Ping K15 Driver
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The Ping K15 Driver has an elongated head design that combines with an external weight pad to position the center of gravity for higher launching and longer carry drives. It is engineered with Straight Flight Technology (SFT) which promotes natural club head rotation by concentrating approximately 10% of the head mass towards the heel. A larger face increases forgiveness and ball velocity for greater distance and accuracy.
The Ping K15 Driver has an elongated head design that combines with an external weight pad to position the center of gravity for higher launching and longer carry drives. It is engineered with Straight Flight Technology (SFT) which promotes natural club head rotation by concentrating approximately 10% of the head mass towards the heel. A larger face increases forgiveness and ball velocity for greater distance and accuracy.