10. Female From Kansas: "I really want to have sex with my dad's best friend, but i know my dad would freakin kill me if he ever found out. I think about him just about ever time I pleasure myself. I think older men are sooooo sexy."
9. Female From Alabama: "When I was 16, I hung around with a weird crowd. They used to say they were vampires and we all used to cut and drink each others blood. It's only recently that I realised this is a mental illness."
8. Female From Arizona: "I rolled my car with my two kids in itI was texting."
7. Female From Illinois: "I love animals. I cry whenever they get hurt. But I can't stop myself from hurting my own pets."
6. Female from California: "I told my boyfriend that my tubes are tied and I can't have children, I was actually born a man."
5. Male from Washington DC: "When I was younger, I threw a dog off a 12 story balcony to see if he would land on his feethe didn't."
4. Female from Tennessee: "I am a very active and prominent pro-life activistI'm getting my second abortion next week."
3. Female from Nebraska: "I have already calculated how much money I would get if my husband don't return home from Iraq. I think I'd rather have the money."
2. Male from Virginia: "I date adult women with no breasts or curves, it's the closest I can get to a little girl."
and the winner is
1. Female from Kansas: " When I masturbate I think of my brother."