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"What hard facts?"

"Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Do you mean to tell me that you do not know the hard fact that when you, to quote you, watch live nascar Atlanta 500 Labor Day Classic 2010 live streaming, you will be watching a race in which cars, not that far removed from the one she, or he, probably drives, attempting to go as fast as they can on as little fuel as they can manage? And that when you, to quote you again, watch live nascar Atlanta 500 Labor Day Classic 2010 live streaming, you are, in a very real sense, looking at an exercise in the conservation and efficient use of fossil fuels. Surely you knew that."

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""That's the ticket. Now. If I could have your credit card number, we can ____ Hello? Hello? Oh Hell."

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