What They Say... And What They Mean... Understanding The Bouncer Code

Getting bounced from youre favourite bar or nightclub sucks

, and the worst part for most of us is that the reasons are always so trivial that they make no sense. So we spoke to Max the bouncer who works the door at one of Sydneys number 1 venues to help understand how the mind of the bouncer works.

You see, what people have to understand is, if you look like a trouble maker, we arent gonna let you in... You might be a good guy but Im not going to take the chance. The reasons we give are just designed to be non confrontational, so you leave without carrying on like a muppet... but in saying that, sometimes we like to have a bit of fun with them

So here are just a few:

What they say: Sorry we cant let you in with those shoes

What they mean: We were never going to let you in and your shoes a shit

What they say: No rats tails

What they mean: It doesnt matter, if you have a rats tail, you werent going to pick up anyway... and get a haircut

What they say: Guest list only

What they mean: Youre a bloke, if you were a girl, different story

What they say: Too many guys, go get some girls and you can come in

What they mean: Im challenging you to get girls... and I dont think you have a chance

What they say: Youre too drunk

What they mean: Youre too drunk

What they say: Sorry no opened toed shoes inside of this nightclub

What they mean: We think youre hot, but we are working and if we cant have you no one can

by: Ben King

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