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What's up with alll the Flies?

What's up with alll the Flies?

What's up with alll the Flies?

This year has been the worst year in forever for bugs. All kinds, not just Flies, but Flies have been plentiful everywhere. The biting ones eat me while I'm working and sweating, and you can't beat them off of you. They land on your face, and buzz your ears searching for a place to light.

They ride along with you as you drive, landing on your arms and legs, and maybe your face. I can't stand this! We're driving 45 -50 miles an hour, with the windows down, and they aggravate and annoy you, and somehow stay in the vehicle while you try to shoo them out. After you finally,(luckily), get the little hitch hiker out, you stop at the store, and you have a car full again.

They seem to wait patiently outside your front door, and as soon as it's opened, they zoom in to mate on your TV.

The way I understand,

flies

only eat rotten things, and each female fly lays 75 to 150 eggs at a time, several times totaling up to 500 to 900 in their short lifespan, up to three months! They hatch into maggots usually in one day, and into mature flies a week after that.

If you have seen the movie,

The Fly

starring Jeff Goldblum, flies have to vomit on their food to eat it, since they can't intake solids It may wind up regurgitating portions of a previous meal as well on your sandwich.

. Because they eat so much, they deposit feces constantly, making it extremely dangerous around food.

So on all this I want you to think, did a fly just land on the edge of my glass, my plate, my fork? A fly just landed on my face!

What do we do? We take a flyswatter, and blast the little sucker so hard, you smear all it's ate all over the table.

Please read this excerpt from a book* I found online. I included a link to give credit where it's due .

*

DON'T ALLOW FLIES IN YOUR HOUSE

DON'T BUY FOODSTUFFS WHERE FLIES ARE TOLERATED

Flies are the most dangerous Insect known to man.

carry filth around with them. They are maggots before they are flies.

Flies are known to be carriers of millions of death-dealing disease germs.

They leave some of these germs wherever they light.

Flies may infect the food you eat. They come to your kitchen or to your dining

room, fresh from the toilet, from the garbage box, from the manure

file, from the sewer, from decaying animal or vegetable matter, or from the contagious sick room with this sort of filth on their feet and in their bodies, and they deposit it on your food, and you swallow filth from septic tanks, etc., etc., if you eat food that has come in contact with flies.

Files may infect you with tuberculosis, MRSA, influenza, diphtheria. and other infectious diseases. They have the habit of feasting on tuberculosis sputum and other discharges of those sick with these diseases, and then go direct to your food, to your drink, to the lips of your sleeping child, or perhaps to a small open wound on your hands or face.

When germs are deposited in milk they multiply very fast; therefore milk should never be exposed to flies.*

Why are there so many this year? I leave this to your imagination, because if I elaborate anymore on the subject, I might be sick.

They do bug us, but we can't control them because we can't eliminate their food supplies.

Fly strips help, and fly traps stink horrible, but do catch a lot of flies, but at the rate they reproduce, and life span, our efforts are truly futile.

I do say though, this year, I am most aggravated by those flyby's, those poop by's.


If you read this you are informed, and remember, if you are born in poop, bred for poop, and might die to be poop, you just might be poop.

Flies are the filthiest of all vermin. They are born In filth, live on filth and.

DON'T PERMIT THEM NEAR YOUR FOOD-ESPECIALLY MILK.

DON'T EAT WHERE FLIES HAVE ACCESS TO THE FOOD.
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