Board logo

subject: Learn How To Punch Harder [print this page]


Don't you hate the feeling of not knocking somebody out? How about punching small animals, and having them get back up? Or even trying to break through a brick wall and only chipping it. That sucks doesn't it?

Well - that will happen no longer. When you punch like a man you'll be able to lift mountains. Anything is possible when you punch harder than a tiger on steroids.

Here is how you can punch harder:

Stop being such a chick, and go crazy. You're in a fight, you aren't trying to braid a kitten in a quiet green forest. You're a man so go act like one.

Don't stress yourself. Go get a massage from a Chinese woman, then go drink a beer with your pals and watch football for 3 hours. Your bulging muscles will reveal themselves when they're ready, and will get prime during your warm-up.

Warm-up just before you fight. Your muscles are like an orgasm. Or even like a muscle car. Perhaps even a fine wine of the highest vintage - they need time to reach their peak. arm-up an hour, or a half hour before the fight if you can. If you can't then just be like the muscle car and go from 0 to a 100 in 10 seconds. It's okay - you're a man. And as such, you're allowed to kick some serious ass.

Go train harder than a fat chick. Not all fat chicks - I mean the ones who will be hot in 3 months. Go 100% when you train (not when you warm-up). Don't give up, and even collapse because you're just that burly.

by: Kris Roxas




welcome to loan (http://www.yloan.com/) Powered by Discuz! 5.5.0