subject: Chicago Mercedes drivers can expect a new 2011 R-Class soon [print this page] When you hear Mercedes, what does it make you think about? To me, I have visions of class and luxury. I see myself walking out of a Chicago Mercedes dealer, picking up a scantily but luxuriously clad woman in front of her condo building, sweeping her off into the night and flipping my keys to the valet attendant. The girl and I would join arms and stroll on into the nicest restaurant in the city maybe Alinea and sit down at the swankiest table. I'd light up a cigar and a dancing monkey would moonwalk for us to the tune of "Thriller." Multitudes of people I knew in high school and in my early life would walk by and rain praise upon me. Then *pop* goes my fantasy, and I'm back in front of the desk at my Chicago Mercedes-Benz dealer.
It isn't the most practical of fantasies to be sure but it's my fantasy and I'll daydream what I want to. The nicest thing about the new 2011 Mercedes R-Class, which we expect will drop pretty soon, is that it carries as many as seven people with the comfort you would expect from a Mercedes. Chicago Mercedes drivers have never dreamed of a luxury car with such practicality. But what it also features is an upgrade to designing flaws that may have been key reasons why the most recent R-Class had so much trouble getting off shelves. The look in the front is much more aggressive, a key reason why the design gives the car a little more attitude. For your Chicago Mercedes-Benz dealer, the R-Class is sure to add much more class to a segment that is usually known more for practicality. The Mercedes R-Class has both.
Let's be honest, the R-Class isn't exactly the fastest car that Mercedes has up its sleeve. But it is certainly practical. It offers more utility than any Mercedes I've ever driven. I'd even venture to say, much to the happiness of Chicago Mercedes dealers, that it trumps every luxury car I've ever driven in terms of utility. These may be big assertions, but hey, it's a big car. Still, a big 3.5 liter V6 is a good reason that the R-Class gets around in such style. That kind of engine power is sure to comfortably float a larger vehicle. Your Chicago Mercedes-Benz dealer is your place to find the best combination of luxury, performance and practicality. What are you waiting for, anyway? Head down there already.
While you're doing that, I'm going to grab my top-hat, take my lady by the arm and throw a fifty at the valet guy. While we're waiting for the car to come back, I'll dip the lady on my arm, reach down to brush her hair out of her face, whisper something seductive in her ear and press her lips down with mine. We may head out to the Chapel O Love' and get hitched, but we'll get divorced just as quickly the next day. I'll wipe the sweat off my brow and thank the gods that I made her sign a pre-nup.
Chicago Mercedes drivers can expect a new 2011 R-Class soon
