subject: Guys – What Does Your Underwear Say About You? [print this page] Let's get personal..Let's get personal... and talk about your underwear. Because guess what? Your underwear sends a message about you just like your clothes and sometimes the message may NOT be the one you wish it to be under somewhat um, delicate circumstances.... like (you can't make this stuff up) I had an intimate moment a few years ago, with an adult male over the age of 40, who revealed knit boxers with a large remote control on the front. I'm sorry, I had to laugh. Out loud. So to avoid future "dashed in ice water" moments, lets look at what your undies say about you:
1. White Boxers - conservative, traditional, no risk. These need to be bleached regularly to maintain an immaculate white.
2. Colored or patterned boxers - fine, middle of the road, no big style statement either way, he just likes the feel and freedom of movement of boxers.
3. Silk boxers - a romantic man, sensitive, tactile. A good omen for a man who will ante up for the best, and will appreciate the nuances of giving and receiving.
4. White briefs - juvenile, and God forbid there is a stain.... I'm outta here!
5. Colored briefs, or colored knit boxer briefs - similar to #2 above, only this man prefers the support of the knitted variety
6. Bikini briefs - appropriate only for the seriously buff, and then definitely appreciated by the fairer sex
7. Any style, shape or design with cartoon pictures of anything - see above paragraph.
And needless to say, underwear, especially those subject to the heat of the dryer (like most are) don't last forever - maybe a year at the very most. So before the elastic noticeably gives out plan on replacing them!
