subject: Traffic Police Marathi Jokes | Marathi Jokes [print this page] Aliens are coming down to Earth on Saturday for a mission to kidnap all the sexy and good looking people. You are going to be safe but I am just mailing you to say goodbye.
Regards, Henry.
When I went for an eye check up to a doctor, I noticed his degree on the wall with his name. I tried to recollect where I'd heard that name before and realized that I had a crush on a guy with the same name way back in high school. He was tall and cute, but when I saw the doctor I was convinced it can't be the same guy as he was fat and half bald. After my check up I asked him if he attended the City School and he said yes he did. Then I asked him which year he graduated and he said, "1972, but why are you asking me this?" I exclaimed, "You were in my class!" and to that he said, "Oh! Really? Which subject did you teach?"
"Our friendship means a lot to me.
I will cry, when you cry.
I will laugh, when you laugh.
When you jump out of the window, I will laugh again."
Four catholic men and a catholic woman were sitting in a restaurant.
The first catholic man said to them, "My son is a priest, when he enters a room, everyone addresses him, Father."
The second catholic man said, "My son is a Bishop. When he enters into a room, people call him, Your Grace."
The third catholic man said, "My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone says, Your Eminence."
Then the fourth man stands up to say, "My son is the Pope. When he enters a room, people address him saying, Your Holiness."
They all expected the catholic woman who was listening to them to say something, so they looked at her.
