subject: 25 Things About Me: Laharl Of Disgaea [print this page] 14. I have quite the collection of video games. My favorites? Besides the ones starring me, I enjoy ones with massive violence in them. I also own the only copies of the AO-rated Manhunt and Manhunt 2. I don't see how they are that bad. I've seen Etna do worse to the Prinnies.
15. It's scary to see cosplayers try to mirror how awesome I am and twice as scary to see otakus like Flonne writing fan fictions with me falling in love with someone. Ugh!
16. One of my fondest memories is of my mother. While most kids' parents would tuck them in at night and assure them of no monsters under the bed, my mother went about it differently. Every night, she would sing a lullaby to the demons under my bed and promise them that I wouldn't get them. But once the lights went out, I'd crawl under there and make them pledge their lives to me.
17. At one time, wearing coats was the biggest trend and even I tried it. Until I saw how dorky it made me look. I then decided to start my own trend: The red scarf.
18. I love to read. My current favorite book is Etna's diary. You wouldn't believe the things she writes in there.
19. I never had a pet growing up. But if I did, it would have been either Bigfoot or a werewolf. What? You say they aren't real?! You must live a sheltered life.
20. Etna and Flonne once made me dress up as Mid Boss since I lost a bet. The bet? That I couldn't beat Flonne's record of longest time playing Pokemon without losing a battle. She went 500 hours straight and I couldn't play for more than 30 minutes. I didn't know that you had to CATCH them. I thought you had to kill them all.
21. After defeating Tyrant Baal and stealing his title, I made him clean my castle and do my laundry. I was going to make him do the cooking, too, but after I saw him try to boil water, I decided I wanted to live.
22. Normally my naps last anywhere from 3 hours to 5 days. Last time I took an extra long nap, I awoke to find out my dad had been dead for two years. Etna claims I'm a heavy sleeper, but I don't know where she gets that.
23. Am I'm upset that Flonne planned on murdering my dad? No, I'm angry that it wasn't me who showed him that I was stronger than he would ever be.
24. People say I'm stingy with my money. But that isn't true. I just rather spend it on myself.
25. I might look like a young punk with contacts and hair extensions but I'll have you know this: I'm 1313 years old, my eyes really are glowing red (jealous? I know you are), and my hair is real. You are just confusing my antennae with those things called hair extensions.
