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A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play discount golf clubsfor more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro.
When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right. The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that TaylorMade R9 460 Driver's grip."
When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husbands penis. When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing." She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards.
The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to the next problem. How do we get that discount golf club out of your mouth
This Taylormade R9 460 Driver features TaylorMade's Flight Control Technology (FCT), which lets you change the face angle, loft and lie. This means total adjustability to promote up to 40 yards of side-to-side trajectory change. In addition, this classically shaped 460cc driver also features Inverted Cone Technology for maximum forgiveness on off-center hits, a deeper back CG (center of gravity) for an easy-launching position and a super high MOI.
Features:
1. TaylorMade Flight Control Technology (FCT) lets you change the face angle, loft and lie to promote up to 40 yards of side-to-side trajectory change
2. Maximum size 460cc clubhead and Inverted Cone Technology promote maximum forgiveness on off-center hits
3. Deeper back CG position makes it easier to launch the ball high and long
4. New-classic clubhead shape blends traditional and modern lines
5. Aldila RE*AX 60-gram tip-soft shaft and 45.75" length promotes more clubhead speed and distance
