subject: Naughty is the New Nice ~ Last Minute Holiday Gift Ideas [print this page] Naughty is the New Nice ~ Last Minute Holiday Gift Ideas
Heat up your cold winter wonderland with some fun and festive adult play. It may very well be the most wonderful day of the year for your jolly ol' St. Nick, as you sit on his lap telling him what a naughty girl you've been. Create your own version of toyland with some fun props and games to enjoy with your favorite playmate. You can try various innovative activities such as inventing new ways to devour a candy cane, tie each other up in tinsel, or decorate and undecorate one another with garland, colorful beads and lights. It will definitely not be a silent night as yule be blissfully screaming "here comes Santa Clause" while rolling around on red velvet underneath the mistletoe.
It's not too late to drum up a treasured gift for your good king. Spice up your eggnog this holiday season with something a little playful and amusing that he will rejoice in forever more. With a bit of creativity and some mighty feminine courage, you could give your Santa Baby a seductive burlesque-style holiday lap-dance film it if possible to savor the memory (for his eyes only of course). What man wouldn't enjoy a private peep show with an enticingly sensual and teasing performance? Create a lasting memory, as visions of his sweet sugarplum will dance in his head for years to come.
Naughty is the new nice so I hear. Another exciting and sexy gift idea for your Santa lover is a sexy pin-up photo or album of his naughty little elf. Consider doing a fun little amateur photo shoot with one of your girlfriends, as you can photograph each other with props, costumes, etc. Print out and frame an erotic picture of you as a private gift for lover. Or you can create a digital slide-show with background music and give it to him on a DVD, or load it onto his desktop for an unexpected surprise. Bells will definitely be ringing, as he'll be rockin' around the Christmas tree singing joy to the world with a provocative present such as that!
If you're not necessarily the bold and creative type, then here are some nice old fashioned' romantic song lyrics you can either sing, or write in a loving holiday card for your sweetie pie. Followed by a naughty version of another song if you'd rather give him a more mischievous XXX-mas card. Enjoy!
You're All I Want for Christmas! (originally recorded in 1949 by Bing Crosby)
I want my arms around you for Christmas
I need no presents under the tree
You're all I want, my darling
And that will be the world to me.
I want to share your kisses for Christmas
The rest is only tinsel and show
You're all I want, my darling
At candle glow and mistletoe.
As far as I'm concerned
Santa doesn't have to load his sleigh
He can mark my other gifts returned'
Or give them all away.
I only want your lovin' for Christmas
No other kind of present will do
You're all I want, my darling
Please want me too as I want you.
This next song, which is a slightly twisted version of an old holiday favorite, would be perfect to accompany a fun couples' toy as a Christmas gift for yourselves - or for another couple you may know. The hands-free cordless We Vibe is absolutely fantastic as it can be utilized during love-making, simultaneously stimulating the clitoris and the g-spot OMG! What could possibly be better than that? This incredibly gratifying couples' toy can be purchased on-line via my blog site.
