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What are Some Funny Yo Mama Jokes
What are Some Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.

Yo mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.

Yo mama so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."

Yo mama so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

Yo mama so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

Yo mama so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!

Yo mama so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...

Yo mama so ugly she put Marilyn Manson out of business.

Yo mama so ugly she was a guard at Snake Mountain

Yo mama so ugly even Harry Knowles refused to date her.

Yo mama so ugly they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.

Yo mama so ugly she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.

Yo mama so ugly we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.

Yo mama so ugly her shadow gave up.

Yo mama so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.

Yo mama so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

Yo mama so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.

Yo mama so ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.

Yo mama so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'.

Yo mama so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.

Yo mama so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!

Yo mama so ugly even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...

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