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The Worst Jokes Ever Told
The Worst Jokes Ever Told

T.G.I.F. vs. S.H.I.T.

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T.G.I.F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S.H.I.T."

She looked puzzled and repeated "T.G.I.F." more slowly. He answered again, "S.H.I.T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T.G.I.F."

The man smiled back at her and once again said, "S.H.I.T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, "'T.G.I.F.' means 'Thank God It's Friday'. Get it, duuhhhh?

The man answered, " 'S.H.I.T.' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"

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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother."

Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER."

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Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies, "No, It means, "With Idiot For Ever" !"

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

and Panic is when both are pregnant.

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A woman asks man who is travelling with six children,

"Are all these kids yours?"*

The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these

are customer complaints".

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Nominated as the best short joke this year...

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied

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