subject: Looking for Dr. LocAZu, $100 billion dollars [print this page] Looking for DrLooking for Dr. LocAZu, $100 billion dollars
We are Looking for Dr. LocAZu, the new face of the site, the champion of the students, the wise one, destined to revolutionize university as we know it.
He has a PhD in kicking @$$, a black belt in solving students' most challenging problems, and revered as man of the people (*People = non-trust fund student population).
He's feared by the Dean and the profs for his unconventional ways and for his uncompromising views of the education system.
He's loved by the ladies (the ones with a taste for the eccentric anyway). He's somewhere between Nacho Libre and Kick-Ass. He has always wanted to be a luchador.
He was a student at UBC until he got kicked out because he couldn't afford to buy his books so he failed his exams. Now he lives in a cardboard box behind the bookstore, taking advantage of every opportunity to get back to class and restore his dignity, but that's another story.
His objective in life is to get through school (back to school first) faster, younger, and in less debt, and maybe start a revolution to this end. He lives for his fans (currently 2.3) and offers them his wisdom and raw muscle power (he's planning on doing some pushups every morning) to help them get through school.
$100 million billion
He's dressed in a red graduation cape and hat. He wears a mask to hide his identity like any hero should. His cape is made of 3-D meta material to make sure he doesn't get sucked into a jet enginewhen he's airborne and also for the silky feel.
If you are this man, or have seen him, please contact us. We are hoping to put his pictures on the Locazu website in return for uniting him with his fans and the glory worth hundreds of millions of billions of dollars (and some swag): contact AT Locazu.com (replace the AT with @ if you are human:).
