subject: How To Kill A Zombie [print this page] How To Kill A Zombie How To Kill A Zombie
Eventually it may happen. Hordes of vile flesh eating undead rise from the dead, the authorities declare a state of emergency, the people are left to protect themselves.
If this happens you will want to be ready.
This list is simply a quick list of ways to kill the living dead and stop them roaming the streets of your beautiful hometown..
To kill the undead you need to "remove the head or destroy the brain".
Remove the Head
Quite simply grab the nearest chainsaw or samurai sword and take a firm swing. Try not to cut off your own arm in the process, and be 100% accurate.
Destroying the Brain
Grab the baseball bat your parents bought you for your 10th birthday, take a run up and bash the beast on the skull. Hit them hard, multiple times if needed, but make sure the brain looks like mashed potato.
Set them on fire
Not everyone has access to a sniper rifle or a chainsaw, but everyone has access to petrol. Why not make a fire bomb and set the on fire before they reach your defences.
Blowing Them Up
A technique used throughout multiple wars on troops. Explosives make a great choice as an anti-zombie weapon, admittedly these may be hard to come by, but if you happen to find yourself in a army base then grab some of these while your there they may just come in useful.
I hope these techniques come in useful, and that one day they may save your life. Good Luck
