subject: FDA Ban of Four Loko Malt Liquor Creates Underground Revolution [print this page] FDA Ban of Four Loko Malt Liquor Creates Underground Revolution
The banning of Four Loko malt liquor by the FDA has spawned a grassroots political revolution unseen in this country since 1776. Much like the Tea Party Movement, the Free Loko Movement (www.freeloko.com) documents the civil unrest and ongoing political grandstanding that is attempting to wrest the alcoholic energy drink, Four Loko, from the hands of responsible Americans.
FreeLoko.com is designed to give readers a perspective not warped and whitewashed by such organizations as the Liberal Media, The Obama Administration, the Illuminati, The Walt Disney Corporation, or the World AIDS Police. The Free Loko Movement is an activist organization dedicated to raising awareness of one of the greatest injustices of our time: the infantilization of the American as a result of FDA and Congressional paternalism.
In one of its ongoing campaigns, the Free Loko Movement has encouraged to petition President Obama to rethink his unfair and socially damaging domestic Four Loko policies: Send a letter to the president
Kids are gonna drink coffee, and kids are gonna drink booze, and Loko offers the best of both words in one convenient, cool-looking can. If you don't keep caffeine in the can, all they're gonna do is get high on beers and then drive their Honda Elements down to Starbucks - a company that funds Israeli terrorism by the way. A Loko in the morning gives you the stamina to stay awake during the day, but gets you super roasted, so you can be super cool and fit in.
All questions and media inquiries should be directed to veteran activist, Angela Davis, at angela@freeloko.com
