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Okay, before we begin discussing some powerful ways to get revenge on someone who has done you wrong for the last time, we've really got to talk about getting a grip. Where most people fail when it comes to getting revenge is in their inability to control their emotions and their mindset. This can lead to sloppy and potential life-ruining mistakes, with consequences that can range from imprisonment to serious bodily injury and even death.
So be careful. Calm yourself down. And then get your revenge in a cold and calculated way... but without mistakes or insane consequences. Cooler heads always prevail. This doesn't mean you need to turn the other cheek. It just means you shouldn't be a freakin' idiot about the situation!
In this article we are discussing 3 ways to get revenge on someone. There are many reasons why you may want to accomplish this. I obviously can't know how they specifically hurt you or pissed you off... but I do sympathize with the pain of being harassed, mocked or belittled, beaten up, cheated on and/or dumped, embarrassed, or otherwise made a victim of by some heartless jerk. I really do. And that's why it is with great pleasure that I present this to you now.
3 Great Ways to Get Revenge On Someone Who Has Wronged You:
1. Stab them in the face with a pencil. I'm kidding. Just making sure I've got your attention! Try this... make up an elaborate flyer for a rockin' party. Use your ex's address as the party spot. Make up hundreds of flyers and have your friends help you distribute them all over town.
2. Sign them up for all sorts of outlandish, taboo sex magazines. The freakier, the better. "Gay" is always a great choice. Use his or her name as the recipient, but use their next door neighbor's (or parents') address as the shipping address! Then, just sit back and imagine their disposition as they try to explain.
3. Place tons of classified ads on internet sites, claiming to be giving away free stuff like a bed, a computer, a tv, appliances, etc. Use you ex's phone number as the contact number in the ad! This could potentially equal hundreds and hundreds of phone calls!
There are obviously countless other ways to get revenge. Be creative... or just plain resourceful. You can find ways to get revenge that will suit your personality and level of craziness. But remember, no matter how angry or hurt this person has made you, it simply isn't worth your freedom to cross the line and do something undisciplined. Please remember that. You can still be hardcore without being a criminal.
