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Depending on how experienced you are as a bar ornightclub enthusiast, you probably fall into one of the following clubbing categories.
Teeny bopper
Every clubber whether they admit it or not starts off as a little teenybopper, just happy to have finally gotten into a bar or nightclub. If you are one of these, chances are you can't afford much more then 2 or 3 drinks, and spend most of your time trying to either borrow money off your friends or working out ways to sneak a hip flask into the bar or nightclub. For some reason, when it comes to clubbing, girls seem to mature slightly quicker than the blokes which is why the guys don't seem to get let in at the start of their bar and nightclub careers.
Lounge Lizard
These are the "clubbers" and we use the term loosely who just sit at a bar or nightclub refusing to dance. Normally these are the guys and girls that got dragged kicking and screaming to the bar or nightclub because it's a special occasion or some social obligation requires that they attend. These people are annoying, because for the real bar and nightclub enthusiasts, they take up valuable seating space for when they actually need a rest.
"Real Clubbers"
These are the guys and girls that go to a bar or nightclub because they want to have fun. These people don't spend an inordinate amount of time getting ready or worrying about what others think. These are the people that go to a bar or nightclub, have a few too many drinks and just stop caring about what other think.
The Fighters
These are the guys (but also girls) that go to a bar or nightclub waiting for someone to either look at them wrong, bump into them or "get smart" so they can collect a group of friends together to start a fight.Bars and nightclubs unfortunately are riddled with these characters however be that as it may, clubbing is still an awesome experience.
Cougars
Enough said.
Creepy Old Guys
There is always one or two of these guys in a club and can be identified by their gelled grey hair, slightly misunderstood sense of modern fashion and just overwhelming sense of "what the hell are they doing here." Teenyboppers in particular should avoid these guys like the plague as not to end up on news as a victim of drink spiking.
So whatever bar or nightclub enthusiast you are now, at some stage you during your life you will undoubetedly fit into one or more of these categories. What bar and nightclub enthusiasts you are. have a good night.
