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Urban Hunting Coalition Weekly Newsletter 1/4/2011 - 1/11/2011

Dear Supporters, Members and Undecided,

We are happy to inform you that our coalition is growing exponentially.

Our members continue to hunt successfully in all urban areas of the United

States of America, thus saving money on food and significantly enhancing

their lifestyles.

The Urban Hunting Coalition is proud to say that we have already made

a significant economic contribution to the American economy.

Here are a few examples:

a. The Whole Food supermarket chain has downsized their downsizing.

b. The Quick and Easy chain is growing, especially since they joined

our Urban Hunting Coalition Affiliates Program.

c. UHC has now opened its own new fast food chain, Pigeons Feast (for

a quick bite if you haven't had time to hunt).

Social Activities:

a. Host your own Tea Party movement.

b. Participate in our Hummer parade, held each year in beautiful Pasadena,

California.

c. Become a contestant in the Miss Urban Hunter Beauty Pageant (women only!).

Volunteer Opportunities:

Join our women's movement, "Save America's Borders." Our female members

personally take their stand on the Mexican border to block the illegal

traffic of immigrants, drug smugglers, and anchor babies.

Questions and Concerns:

Since the Urban Hunting movement has grown so quickly, we have fewer

and fewer species to hunt. There are almost no pigeons left in the Los

Angeles, New York, and Boston areas. Do you think we should start some

kind of endangered species list, or just keep hunting until the job is done?

by: Paulandmaryblog

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