subject: A Socially Awkward Situation That Made Me Popular [print this page] I am not the most attractive guy in my college and probably no one knows who I was until I decided I needed a girlfriend. My friend said he would hook me up with his girlfriends friend who seemed to be the perfect match for me as every suggested and encouraged me to give her a chance.
So getting ready to the blind date I was so nervous and couldnt decide what to wear that would enhance any features I desperately had. I tried on different slacks and decided to go with a cool light cotton pair that pronounced my butt cheeks. I looked over my shoulder with my butt pointed to the mirror and flexed twice to see if the slack were adequate. Yes these are. I needed some after shave to smell nice so I went digging in to my fathers ablutions cupboard and found something nice but when I was there I saw the blue pills and thought to myself laughing, does he really need these? I tapped a few out into my hand to inspect them and as I was holding them up to the light my father burst into the bathroom and the door swung open and hit me my back! I got such a fright and a jolt that the pills slipped out of my hand and went straight sown my throat! I dont even know how many I swallowed. My father said your ride is here What are you doing with my pills? The rest of the pills scattered all over the bathroom floor. I hope you didnt take any? I lied, I was so embarrassed to be caught going through his things. I had to go, had movie tickets and couldnt be late.
I keep wondering what would happen to me, and how many pills did I swallow? Thank goodness its a movie and it would be dark. By the time I met my date, I felt my member growing hard, started to protrude under my pants and pitch a tent. I kept turning away from the crowd as we waited to get our popcorn and enter the theater. People noticed and started giggling. I even saw flashes of light as some took pictures of me. I was going red in the face. My date hadnt noticed because of the close proximity but did notice my red cheeks. He told me not to be shy and that she doesnt bit. Finally we got to our seats.
Half way through the movie my erection started to hurt, it need some space to stretch out. I couldnt just undo my pants and let it spring out like a jack in the box. I though a very clever idea. I undid my zip as quietly as possible and with my popcorn box still half full, I put my erection through the bottom of the box so it would be covered by popcorn. Great! A sigh of relief.
Then my date started eating my popcorn! One by one. She said she liked the butter scotch flavor that I used and kept chomping away. I tried to say to stop her by hinting everything I could think of and nudging away from her but she just kept on putting her hand in my popcorn box. Eventually she found something in the box. What is this? She kept digging around to get a grasp of it, and she did, literally a full hand on my erection in the popcorn box! It took her a few seconds to realize what she was holding and made a high pitched scream in the movie house and slapped me in the face!
The reaction to my erection in a box was so dramatic that the movie house keeper came to where we were sitting with a torch. My date explained everything and clearly did not like the situation, I was asked to leave for public display of nudity. When I stood up, I had no choice but to leave the popcorn box where it is and walk out like that! The whole movie theater had their eyes on me and laughing out loud!
