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What do you take with you to the other world? A cotton in your arsehole only.
When you die and leave this world, or rot in the stinking mud, while worms eat up your body, your face and liver, you forget your wallet, your home, your car and your friends, and your wonderful or shitty family.
You leave everything behind while your body starts cooling and in two hours you are a piece of wood, worth nothing but spitting at. You stink and your form changes into an ugly monster gushing out all your parasites and big worms comes fro your inside to finish your dirty body.
If you are an atheist, as most probably you are, will end up in the hole in your coffin changing to more and more ugly shape with a ghastly stinking and rotten smell. Good thing your coffin is closely shut otherwise you should perturb the sweet life of others and make birds run away from your odor.
If you have prepared for your journey, should believe in life after death, or have to wait for your doomsday for example, then what do you tame with you? The question of what favorite books you would take if you have to leave to a lonely island in the Pacific? Must be answered by some stupid response like the new playboy, or the Divine Comedy, or Paradise Lost, or a religious text.
All is well if you are alive and kicking. You still breathe fresh air and enjoy the sight and expect myrmaids to visit you. But when you are dead and finished then you breathe, if you are still breathing, your stinking body and watch yourself decaying rapidly but your visitors will be rats of big size and cockroachs of all sizes.
Is this is your lousy end? While you were a president of a republic, a lousy king, or a wealth oil Sheikh, or a big shit in the army, or a big industrialist merchant or a lousy rat in the local mafia? Is this your honors you were awarded in your life as an imposter, a charlatan or a thief, or even a killer of the masses, like Hitler, Mussolini, Hiro Hito, Mao Tsi Tung, Truman, Sadam Hussein or Bush junior or senior, or a miserable murderer like Osama Ben Laden, or President Obama or Julius Cesar or Pope Caesar Borgia?
All died or shall die, and left or shall leave everything behind. They did not take, and shall take, with them into their coffins except the cotton in their asses. They left behind, or they shall leave behind, all their power, position, honors, fame, riches and property. Like everyone else who dies he, or she, shall not take with him, or her, any single dime.
Not even the dress, which shall be as rotten as the corps of the dead. Nothing will be transferred into the other world. Nothing can be sent by post in advance or afterwards. Nothing shall accompany the dead in heir journey to the last deposit of souls.
If you are disbeliever then you shall rot alone in the darkness of your coffin. But if you are believer, you shall have the same destiny, but have the hope to be resurrected on doomsday. In any case you shall not take anything with you, not even a handkerchief to clean your dirty nose when you wake up for reckoning.
For being an atheist or a believer you shall be brought back to like and have to undergo the treatment according to your own deeds in your earthly miserable life. No one is exempted and no escapes this according to religious belief. If you believe or disbelieve then the only thing you are allowed to carry with you to the other world is your deeds, your belief and disbelief which will account for you and shall be the criterion of you own judgment.
If you are materialist then you shall rest in your coffin rotting out your miserable body. The Pharaos took to the other world with them their gold, silver and their servants, but unfortunately, all these remained in their coffins along side their momified bodies. Their souls, should they have it, left their bodies and left behind everything else
But it is as certain as your shitty end at death that you shall not carry with you except your cotton in your arsehole.
