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It is Friday and that would mean that this can be a day of the week when all fellow people should be in a pretty exceptional frame of mind, we absolutely adore to review and give our opinion on all the events in the gambling and casino industry and the Calida Team get out of bed just about every working day with all the anticipations of a small boy on Christmas morning, but today well we were in a dilemma. Not much has developed, well nothing notable anyway, yes we might just have said to you that Steve Wynn has opened up his new casino in Macau but chances are that scenario has actually been written and published so often the peasant farmers in the backwaters of North Korea realize he might just switch his head office there. Possibly even my mum recognizes this situation right now.
As a result there many of us were relaxing round with our coffee and considering what to do next, should we spruce up the office? That proposition didn't receive a good reaction so what then? Well we established that we should permit ourselves to slip back to our early years, it is Friday remember. As little ones the entire world is actually a much happier place and it is happier merely because we still have that fabulous source, our imagination, we can still delight ourselves while using the proverbial cardboard box only to a child the box becomes the a fairy princess castle. So where is our imagination bringing us? Well we agreed that as a substitute for cleaning the office we need instead make our precedence international casino domination.
Identical to the bad guy from any James Bond film we've found a strategy but we chose to keep all the bad behaviour out of it, well nearly all of it anyway. So here we go, prepare yourself a steaming mug of coffee and do not forget that a little childhood imagination is important and also it's Friday so remember to smile.
Calida Gaming are taking on the world of casinos and gambling but to accomplish this we will absolutely need a casino. This is not a drawback as the Station Casinos are now available and with the latest highest tender being a mere $772 million from the Fertitta family we could put that together no hassle. So we're now involved in the casino business how problematic can it be? We did debate putting an offer in for for Las Vegas Sands or the MGM Mirage CityCenter but thought as we don't enjoy cleaning the office we are currently in, those firms would be a trifle on the grand size. It doesn't matter though, everybody knows what they say about size not mattering.
Day two and we are standing in our casino keeping an eye on all our marvelous players and all feels amazingly well but we're forward thinkers here and simply just being another casino owner is just not nearly good enough so we sit down and scheme some more, we determine that we ought to have a guest over for supper so we invite Congressman Barney Frank ( yes we know we made him a Senator yesterday but he has returned to a Congressman) he gladly takes up our invite and hightails it over.
We love to entertain, especially as we are now casino owners and having viewed all the episodes of the Las Vegas television show think we are quite well skilled now but we have an ulterior objective here and sneaky like our Bond villain we move in for the kill.
So Mr Frank, when is your bill to legalize online gambling in America likely to be passed? We ask, smelling a rat Mr Frank puts down his plate of shrimp and eyes us up for a second, obviously determining our master plan for casino world domination is a great one he tells us that a week next Thursday should do it.
Terrific we will be first to start. We do however still require an Internet site but that's not a problem as Dave the valet has two teenage sons who he swears never leave the land of Facebook and Twitter so they should be able to make one for us by the morning. After all they have a spotty complexion and send text messages in a language no adult can ever possibly fully grasp. Sure enough the next morning our innovative website and Casino Bonus is prepared "dominate the casino world.com" but we still have 10 days before we can acquire any casino business online, that's fine as we still want to clear up a number of go live matters.
First on the list is to acquire a payment processor who are able to take all our gazillions in deposits, dominating the casino world is not as effortless as we imagined. We do what any well seasoned CEO would do in this situation and google casino payment processor. We have located one and he seems like a genius of online casino payments.
Daniel Tzvetkoff has created a business called Intabill and by all accounts he must be very decent, he has some $84 million dollars to his name after just a few of years, yes this casino world domination is going to be worthwhile. Just as we are reaching for the phone to ask Mr Tzvetkoff if he would be so nice as to process our daily gazillion revenue our newly appointed "Head of All Things Technological" (remember the spotty teenagers) learns how to make use of Google correctly and discovers that Mr Tzvetkoff has in fact just last week been arrested for processing some $600 million in highly suspect casino payments, hmm we decide that it might not be a good time to phone him after all, evidently he is on some kind of road trip with his father.
We therefore go with our second choice and select Bank Of America. When we let them know that we anticipate a gazillion dollars on the first day they jump for joy, not since sub prime mortgages has there been such major profits. They are that impressed in fact that they phone us back half an hour later and ask if we would like to borrow a couple of hundred million just to make sure we will send them a gazillion dollars a day.
It's straightforward this world domination lark, we have our Las Vegas casino which is now much busier than MGM or Las Vegas Sands because we invested all that time watching Las Vegas on television so we are currently far better than anyone else.We have our Internet site and we are the only people who know that Barney Frank will have his bill passed on Thursday because we were the only one to invite him over for shrimp.
It is now Tuesday and we only have two days left. Our new office cleaning lady, we can afford to not do it ourselves now, asks if we have lined up a celeb for our launch, of course we have we say, do you think we completely new to the casino game? She leaves and we start the task of lining up a celeb and fast.
We need someone to sign up fast, people often like to take their time but this time we are in a hurry, who can we get that will be up for the challenge? Firstly we think of the cast from Las Vegas but determine that as they know so much they may launch a takeover when the meet us so we settle on Tiger Woods.
Everyone trust's Tiger and his face will not provide us any controversy in any way. Deal done and for half of our daily gazillion dollars he is on-board.
Launch Day. We actually remember to get up early to plug the new server thing in, wait around a couple of minutes and there it is our brand new Online Casino. Will anybody come and visit us? Obviously as we are the only licensed online casino in America and our new "Head of All Things Technological" remembered to phone Google last night and ask if they would be so kind as to send all their casino traffic over to us as we are clearly the most skilled.
It takes us all of Thursday and Friday to answer all the congratulatory phone calls and wait around for the Bank Of America man to drop of our 2 gazillion dollars for Thursday and Friday. We give one of the gazillions to Tiger for being there for us and mull over how we can spend the other one. Maybe we should buy MGM Mirage after all or maybe Las Vegas Sands, after all if you are not moving forward you are standing still. Cleaning the offices is no longer a challenge as Mavis our cleaner says she has a buddy at the old peoples center who could help.
We determine however that our current domination plan is so well prepared and performed that MGM and LVS will come to us so we leave them alone, instead we decide that now we have done America what we should do is Call Barney Frank and ask him if he would be so nice as to just nip over to China for us, early next week ought to do and ask if they will legalize online gambling now that they have such an skilled partner to join forces with.
On his way back we also ask Congressman Frank (see still a Congressman) if he could pop over to Hong Kong and Macau and let Mr Stanley Ho and his family know that we have now dominated the U.S. Casino market so he should sever all ties with MGM Mirage and become a member of our little group instead.
So off Barney heads armed with two box sets of the Las Vegas TV show, one for the Chinese Government and one for the Ho family just to show we do know what we are doing.
So there you go 10 days and the American market is obviously now ours, we approximate the Asian market could possibly take 14 days as we have a friend of a friend coming over to help us learn Chinese as Mavis said this would be the courteous thing to do.
Remember it is Friday and whatever you are carrying out stop for a second and smile, let your imagination run away with you for five minutes, trust us the real world and all its problems will still be there when your done.
