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Scarlett Johansson, or "ScarJo" as the nickname-obsessed media has taken to calling her, is trying to lose some weight for an upcoming movie, but has taken a timeout to rip into the very same media that may, in the very near future, start calling her husband RyRey (one just never knows with these things). Johansson has been cast in a superhero role in the upcoming "Iron Man" sequel and, fulfilling the dreams of men everywhere, she'll wear a latex catsuit for the role. As she's prepared for the role by changing her diet, however, some media outlets have made the "diet" out to be far more intense than it actually is.
Said Johansson, "Claims have been made that I've been on a strict workout routine regulated by costars, whipped into shape by trainers I've never met, eating sprouted grains I can't pronounce." She went on to say that to actually lose the 14 pounds continuously referred to by the media "I'd have to part with both arms. And a foot." Johansson went so far as to quote statistics from the National Eating Disorders Association and calling various media publications "reckless and dangerous" by incorrectly conveying her story.
Said Johansson, "Yes, celebrities are just like us. They struggle with demons and overcome obstacles and have annoying habits and battle vices. That said, I would be absolutely mortified to discover that some 15-year-old girl in Kansas City read one of these articles' and decided she wasn't going to eat for a couple of weeks so she too could crash diet' and look like Scarlett Johansson."