subject: A New Kid in My Family [print this page] A New Kid in My Family A New Kid in My Family
Recently, Mun bought a robot vacuum cleaner. It's like we've adopted a new kid to the family.
Because we have 5 kitties at home and their fur is everywhere and even when you have lunch,you wil not be asdonished by the kitties' fur in your plates. And the fur is not easy to get cleaned. So mum decided to by a robot vacuum cleaner to solve this problem. A couple of days ago, a robot vacuum cleaner came in our house. It's small and round and makes a shitload of noise.
Howevere, just a minute ago, my mom was talking to it.I wouldn't say I'm jealous of it or anything, but my god, it's just a robot vacuum cleaner. She's like petting it and calling it "son". She really treated it as her pet!
"why are you talking to it?" Iaske mum.And she said "cause it can hear me. "
"I'm pretty sure it can't." I said. However, she said to the robot vacuum cleaner"son come here!"
And I said to here,"if it could hear you, i'm pretty sure the box would have bragged about it's voice sensor". Andshe goes "oh really?" andI replied "yeah,yeah."
And then when the robot vacuum cleanermakes its way around the room and back to us, she pat it and said"good boy".
so thenI was like, "what is up with you and that thing?" she was like "it cleans and listens to me, .. unlike you."
and I'm like "Forthelast time,dear mother,itcannothear you!"
Something's wrong with her...I swear.
Oh look, its eating my curtains. At leastI know the difference between curtains and dust.
Oh, now its making wierd noises. At leastI don't run out of batteries after an hour or so.
