Obama's economy is so bad ... the porcelain of the White House is actually being done in China.
Obama's economy is so bad ... that the President is changing its slogan of "hope and change to spare!"
Obama's economy is so bad ... Saturday Night Live that is thinking about telling a joke about Obama.
Obama's economy is so bad ... that the president is running a small business on the side. Called GM.
Obama's economy is so bad ... Americans are being caught sneaking into Mexico.
Beer is better than Obama because soldiers like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because an empty beer is better than an empty suit.
Obama said "NO" to drugs, but have not heard.
Critics are saying lies about Obama ... and most of them are true. (Tip o'the hat to Winston Churchill).
In a recent speech by Obama was a kid in the back of the hall shouting anti-American hatred and making racist remarks. They turned the lights on the premises and was the Reverend Wright. For a moment I thought Obama was back in church and cried, "I can get an amen?
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Recently someone wrote, "A joke of Obama on Letterman's show is as likely as a joke about Muhammad in a mosque."
If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the ocean and began to sink, to be saved? .... America!
Obama's campaign slogan "Yes we can" has become "if you will."
Senator Obama was sitting with a girl on a plane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with his traveling companion."
The girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said Obama's statement, "What would you like to talk?"
"Oh, I do not know," said Obama. "What What changes should I make to America?" and he smiles.
"Okay," she says. "That could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same thing -... However, deer grass excreted small granules, while a cow turns out a flat patty , and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you think? "
Obama, visibly surprised by the girl's intelligence, thinks for a second and finally says: "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you do not know shit?"
